Top five reasons to use Windows:

1. I need it for work
2. I need it for my games
3. I need it for my hardware
4. It’s what I’ve always used
5. I can turn all that crap off and run Windows like an operating system that I own and control at least until the next security update installs Copilot into my mouse cursor.

Man… I remember when CCleaner was called CrapCleaner. Feels like a fever dream