I try hard not to make fun of people’s appearances. It’s not fair to mock them for their weight or their little mustaches or their ill-fitting camo gear.
But….
These are evil people arriving to do evil things. Sometimes ridicule is the only weapon we can use against them, since violence would only bring more of the same.
So I guess it’s fair to say that these fearsome warriors, hot off their recent and decisively clear victory over anorexia, will pour into Chicago, like beef gravy over pizza, and devour their chosen enemy, no matter how much sweat, panting, and snacks it takes…
Unless their enemy is at the top of more than 2 flights of stairs, of course.
Same. I used to be overweight (though not as much as they are), and even though I’m fit now, I would never make fun of a random person’s weight - you never know what illness or psych problem they are dealing with.
But in this case I think it’s fair, as 1) soldiers should be fit, and 2) they are here to hurt (or at least intimidate) you, so no reason to be nice to them
Meal team six.
I thought petey said no fatties allowed
Update: Meal Team Six also sighted by residents of Chicago suburbs
This is General Gronewold from the Oregon National Guard.
https://substack.com/@thedangerousones/note/c-164243455?r=52ig94
They’re eating the immigrants!
Oh how the turn tables.
I don’t understand how they passed their pt tests?
AFT (Army Feast Test)
Stop commenting on their shapes! The true cynical issue here is Divide and Conquer.
Why don’t they deploy national gaurds who are from Chicago?
I’m sure there plenty of military servicemen whose origin and families from Chicago itself, that if they really cared about protecting the Chicago community.They bring people from the most opposite polictical spectrum, from opposite views and concerns of Chigaco residents, from opposite far states to police and arrest folks they have the least connections to, to obey orders and terrorize residents without any objection or understanding!
I think part of the point isn’t so much to dunk on these dudes specifically (although they’re not great people for choosing to actually go so I don’t feel bad for them) but rather to point out that not even a week ago Hegseth was yapping about the “ideal soldier” to a room full of men who are way more knowledgeable and qualified than he is. Meanwhile the only folks that seem to wanna actually do this shit in Chicago are less than ideal specimens by Hegseth own fucked standards.
So they’re doing another thing from High Castle, great…
on second thought, we can totally take em.
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Just start leaving hot dogs and Italian beefs laying around.
Not hard to outrun these fat bastards
so they eat mcdonald all day?
Establishing a BBQ exchange program
Hey hagseth, are these the prime specimens you speak of
Reserves, they been reservin’
When Texas sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending you. They’re not sending you. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.
Lol you had me goin on the first half I’m not gonna lie
