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Do you want 28 days later? Because this is how you get 28 days later.
*Truck carrying
aggressivemonkeys…I mean they were prolly pretty passive before they got heparpesvid!
Plus, being flung from a cage at highway speeds has been clinically proven to have an agitating effect on monkey dispositions.
Kids these days, this is closer to Outbreak than 28 days…https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Outbreak_(1995_film)
Hmm, so: “That last monkey, however, remained on the loose as of 2 p.m” AND “Wildlife and Fisheries department to help find the remaining monkeys.”
I mean, it could be that other, non-COVID/non-herpetic/non-whatever monkeys were also in the truck, but…
There were also the control monkeys, who only had the standard Motaba virus.
…bunch of escaped, infected monkeys are roaming the expressway.
Despite the sweltering heat, don’t unroll your windows…
'cause those monkeys seem confused and irritable.
