Tried cold brew concentrate once. Thought it was normal concentration tea, and my coffee hating self was in for a hefty swig of regret.
I wish I had synesthesia so could get perfect pitch!
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oh gods no, you know what came with my perfect pitch? a little man screaming EEEE constantly at E12 in my ear, so i can tune off of his E. that bastard.
Wait, your tinnitus stays still? Mine is basically a symphony made for people whose favorite music is hearing tests.
yeah it’s weird. i haven’t had it looked at ever. i had a cold, played a gig where i had to set up directly in front of the drums instead of a few feet off to the side. got a migraine. next day, there was a tiny squeal up there. day after a little louder. it varies in intensity but it’s always there. same pitch. i measured it once and it’s an E12. I can tell when a recording is sped up or slowed down and the pitch hasn’t been corrected - the pitch just sounds wrong, because of that damn E12 i’ve got that no one else does.
because of that, i’ve got keys i enjoy playing in and keys i hate, just because the key resonates in my sinuses (in a different tone) well
oh gods no, you know what came with my perfect pitch? a little man screaming EEEE constantly at E12 in my ear, so i can tune off of his E. that bastard.
Nope. I don’t care what inconvenience you think that is, having complete command over my favourite field of art means that would be worth it, you privileged git.
This comes across the same way as Adam Neely’s “you don’t want perfect pitch bro, because you’ll eventually lose it”. Yeah, instead of having my career be a software tester, I could have had the world of music as a career , oh no.
Lmao what is this comment? Who shat in your cornflakes this morning?
my dude i had perfect relative pitch before i got tinnitus. being able to hear a pitch doesn’t give you complete command over a field of art, literal blood sweat and tears does and it still only guarantees mediocrity. get over yourself.
get over yourself.
I don’t think I did anything but show myself as a humble and lowly person, why does my comment match this response?
Nope. I don’t care what inconvenience you think that is, having complete command over my favourite field of art means that would be worth it, you privileged git.
“my rude and offensive tone is now humble and lowly please don’t pick on me” dude if you want a career in music put in the fucking hours practicing instead of masturbating behind the keyboard
You should always be able to feel your scalp?
“I’m on my way, I’m on my way, I’m on my way to eat your
skinscalp”You can feel your hair growing






