I’ll have a triple battered deep fried American child covered in bacon and cheese
That’s horrible and disgusting!
Do you want to clog your arteries?
I’m a 'Merican, obviously
if you start it out in a cold pan and gradually work the heat up, you’ll be able to render a lot of the fat out while also getting a nice crisp on the outside. You can then conserve the fat for cooking with later, it makes for a great roux.
If you care about your health you should really opt for the Mediterranean child.
Is this an Epstein event?
Oof
A traditional Clinton wedding
When the groom first offered the ring to his bride-to-be, it was a modest proposal.
(See if anyone gets that)
So nice of them to consider the dietary needs of us baby-eating atheists!
Depends, is it GMO free?
Full of microplastic
online food delivery
Well, I wasn’t planning to attend, but how can I pass up the opportunity to eat a child… I just hope it’s one of those ethically sourced organic free-range children.
Conspiracy theorists will use this pic at proof
Soy free children for me, thanks…
I’m sorry we currently don’t have soy. Do you want children without something else?
Vaccinations…?
