As a queer liberal millennial and a professional carpenter who may present very clearly either way depending on context, I would like to point out that the cops also do this but the other way around. You win some, you lose some.

is that a rock?

I can explain. The kid ordered everything on theirs, the parent ordered nothing but meat, rice, sour cream, cheese, and extra victim complex.

I know this is a shitpost, but here’s the explanation: you can’t force people to like you.

You may get off on power trips going to businesses where people aren’t allowed to deny you service or return bad attitude in kind, but everywhere else you’re a $1000/hour with a forty hour minimum payment in advance work starts after the check clears kind of guy.

Went to Chipotle with my wife a few years back (I dont really care for it, pretty bland) and this is the same sort of disparity between mine (left) and hers (right). Also I’m considerably more left than she is, for what that is worth.

“Visibly liberal”, AKA: younger, healthier weight, healthier skin, doesn’t look like a leather bag that was forgotten in the sun?

Damn I want a burrito now

Edit: unexpectedly delightful news. Costco now has low-carb burritos (regular burritos mess up my diabeetus) that are actually pretty decent. Mission accomplished.

if i knew purple hair meant bigger burrito, i would had dyed already

They figured you had chugged so much dick lately that you didn’t have as much room.

Does visibly liberal equate to adding the free stuff like lettuce, pico, and corn. Instead of just meat, beans, rice and cheese?

Lettuce takes up a lot of space.

A real question is why are using the ground??

Same with me vs my youngest. We joke that it’s because of the funny names he puts on his. More likely it’s because he asks for double wrap an fajita veggies