Using a flexible dryer tube for a toilet drain is… I’m gonna go with ill-advised.

You don’t get partial credits for sitting on the toilet. You have to take your pants off before.

Why is that toilet hooked up to a dryer vent?

He knew.

This is how I was potty trained. I did not know that until one day I came home and my mom had my son sitting backwards. She said it helps little kids not fall in. Look at me putting toilet seat adapters in the bathroom like a fool!

Twist the flush handle like it’s the throttle on a motorcycle and pretend the sound of rushing water is the growl of your bike’s engine.

I’ve heard that in certain parts of the world, this is method is used to wash/rinse one’s self in regards to a bidet.