2 or 4 depending on how strict you are.

In a way they answered your question.

Could also split them into two factions that have a little war between each other with your town as a battlefield.

I like to do a fun exercise every time I read something like this.

Swap the word for who you are accusing with some other group. If this make the statement distasteful then the statement is distasteful in it’s orginal form.

The Left like to blame men, the right like to blame immigrants so for example: “it’s a shame immigrants love to commit murder”.

Why is it okay to say men love to murder but not immigrants?

I’m not a regular at the doctor’s office yet. Last year I came 10 minutes early and the doctor was on time.

What happens if a human is deliberately trying to fail the Turing test? Are we better at pretending to be machines than they are pretending to be human?

Hannah, because in a few months she won’t be just engaged so she will turn less annoying.

Also Wallace. I generally don’t mind old people. Maybe I’m getting old myself but stay off my lawn!

It’s only chaotic evil if you use it as such.

Could work as a televangelist for constipated people.