Wtf??? That worthless fucking ghoul is still alive???

This is an absolute ass timeline…

Ooh, they’ve done a really good job on him. You can’t even see the strings!

Somehow, Mitch McConnell returned

The only vegetable in America that hasn’t been recalled.

Are we sure it’s not a clone of Mitch, or a ghola perhaps.

He heard a vote about paid sick leave was presented, and so had to come in and vote against.

Clock is still ticking motherfucker

How long can they move him around before the wire implants degrade?

Rigor mortis is the only thing that keeps him sitting up.

True mental illness. Go home and enjoy your last fucking 15 days on this earth.

They took only three months to finalize the clone? I’m impressed!

It will outlive us all, the Mitchbot-800

For all we know, he could be brain dead.

One of the worst Americans in the history of this country. Hopefully he doesn’t last much longer.