How else were they going to sell flex tape? By sawing a boat in half? Get real.
Yeah right
As bad as everyone thinks it is, this is one of the most peaceful times for humans. You’re just bombarded with news 24/7 of how shitty the world is. Can you imagine if it was like WW2, the world powers are CAROET BOMBING major cities. You think a stray missile hitting a school of 150 kids is bad/evil? Lol, try dropping thousands of tons of dumb bombs a day hoping you hit something important. Entire cities were leveled.
Ha, I wish they’d saw me in half starting with me skull! I’m going on the breaking wheel tomorrow, you lucky bastard! Lucky, lucky, lucky bastard.
Imagine trying to start the cut without the saw blade slipping off. F that.
This isn’t punishment, it’s medieval mental health care. Oh, you have a headache? We have to let the spirits out. Johann, help me with the saw will you.
Hm? Oh, nothing to worry about. I’ve done this plenty of times, and never had a single complaint.
…from the groin up!
