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Flared base. Approved.
Nope, flared end should be 1/3rd larger than the largest part of the toy.
I’m gonna tell my kids this was chess.
- “No, no: it’s chess.”
- “Uncle, why did you shove a Christmas chess up your butt?”
Million to one shot, doc. Million to one.
My wife has prohibited me from buying this after the last incident
Hi,yes, I’m bearing down on my holiday spirit and it just won’t come out
Sure, these would hurt to step on, but I don’t think that’s an emergency.
Ya don’t see many buttplugs in white (for a reason)
Might as well involve the whole family since it’s the holidays.
At least the step family
🎶 " Oh, Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree, I will insert you anally " 🎶
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