UZI JESUS
Buttstallion?!?
Uzi Jesus got some upgrades.
Not to sound too much like the end of Star Trek 5, but why does laser eye Jesus need guns?
Are you asking why does a man with one weapons system need another weapon system? Are you serious? Dude, it’s more weapon system! 2 weapon system > 1 weapon system you fucking noob!
See, that’s why he’s the king of the Jews and you’re just some joe shmoe nobody.
The Mormons would’ve had a lot more buy in if this were their new holy book.
I remember reading the Norwegian satirist Are Kalvøs sequel of the Bible, and finding it very enjoyable.
I doubt this version can top a burnt out Christ hounded by PR consultants and everyone else wanting in on the action, while he himself only wants to play in a band singing songs about the trustworthiness of Pharisees.
Is this Bible written by Pete Hegseth?
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