Yeeted everything but my ovaries laat summer and it’s been awesome. 10/10 recommend that shit
My vasectomy is probably one of the best things I have ever invested in
I have no kids and three money, but most of all, a wonderful lifestyle and almost unbridled freedom
My usual talk during check ups:
Are you currently sexually active?
Yes.
Are you trying to get pregnant, or any chance of a pregnancy?
No.
What method of contraception are you using?
Sex reassignment surgery.
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Yeah, we good with our amount of babbies. This timeline is cursed. Send them to another for protection.
Unlimited you say 🤔
*conditions apply
I am 43 years old I live in a rural town of less than 4000 people. Everybody here is a hard-core Republican needless to say I have to do next to nothing in order to not get anybody pregnant.
I gave birth once. Would rather never experience that hell again.
Side note, I’m fascinated by your username. Are you a dragon with a sour disposition? Or more like a Sour Patch Dragon? Or a dragon who likes to eat sour patch kids? All three?
Just my name.
From my bio:
I’m Sour of the Noodle Council®. I’m here to just dragon it up and be a dragon, and to observe your interactions with my dragoniness to report my findings back to the Noodle Council®
It’s just a character.
Ah, I misinterpreted your username. Carry on, then!
I was originally gonna go with the username SourGrapes, but I decided to use a generic green dragon picture as my pfp and changed it to SourDragon. The character grew from there.
I appreciate the question. Have a nice day ☺️
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I’m glad I’m older now and don’t find low quality sex jokes even remotely amusing. Don’t worry, kids. It goes away and you get to sigh at how stupid it really is.
That and the lack of periods makes the god awful insertion a thousand times worth it!
