IANALasanyer
Wtf is a lasyanyarer
One who lasanyas.
Sounds like a giant robot from a Japanese anime.
That is definitely lasanyer, because no one makes lasagna with one giant sheet of pasta on the top and bottom.
TIL I eat family sized portions. Like, that’s lunch, at most.
That has the area of 2 feet and looks pretty tall. I think you wouldn’t be able to eat that whole thing.
I don’t think he wanted to eat those shoes.
you must be American
Far off actually. I’ve just always eaten a lot, anything less and I start losing weight.
you have the metabolism of a hummingbird
Hands up who would still eat the lasanyer and wear the shoes 🤚
Those shoes look pretty lame to be anybody’s favorite pair. And it’s only on one of them, what a complainer.
My family is a lot bigger than that
“Family size” is a marketing term aimed at making the large size comfortable for women to buy
It’s not really about how it could feed a family, though it could
party size chips. all for meeeee
What were they doing with lasanyer near the wall with shoes
OMG, Had just moved into a new house. BEAUTIFUL white kitchen, marble counter tops, light grey floor, whole 9 yards.
Kid 1: I want home made pizzas for my birthday party
Me: FUUUUUUU…OK
Day of:
Split up the 17 batches of fermented dough I had made into pie rounds
Broke out the cast iron skillet.
Started working out dough rounds.
Round -> corn starch-> skillet on the range on high -> sauce -> cheese -> meat -> broil -> cut -> deliver -> next
Round -> corn starch-> skillet on the range on high -> sauce -> cheese -> meat -> broil -> cut -> deliver -> next
Round -> corn starch-> skillet -> on the range on high sauce -> cheese -> meat -> broil -> cut -> deliver -> next
CRANKIN’ IT OUT BOSS!
Oh shit I’m out of red sauce, grab another giant glass jar from the pantry
Go to grab something with my off hand, swing the sauce too close, comes down on the edge of the counter, 99.9% over the floor. CRACK!
Bottom of the glass jar just falls off. I’m wearing cargo shorts, it fills my pocket, and my shoe, and slops into the open drawer and down the counter face and as the glass hits the floor, the sprays up all over the rest of the counters and my shirt and the ceiling and the lip of the counter.
Man I thought the other night was bad. Just got my new fizzy drink maker machine. Showed my kids how awesome fizzy orange juice is. I didn’t release the pressure after fizzing it up, remove the bottle and BOOM, fizzy OJ goes EVERYWHERE… ceiling, my face, walls, the clean dishes on the drying rack, windows etc etc. lol
You’re supposed to make water fizzy, and then afterwards add flavor (which contains sugar.)
I don’t think you are supposed to add it before otherwise it explodes everywhere?
DrinkMate will fizzify any liquid, it’s different than the soda stream where you add their flavors. I use this for water mostly tho
Oh yeah, I have one of those. My failure was lemonade. They need to make one with a longer straw so you can keep the liquid further down in the carbonation bottle. Anything but water is a constant s*** show
This was a long story.
Heh so is the cleanup, I still find little spots of tomato sauce to this day
That sounds like a real lasanyer shoe day.
- Living space with pristine white room and furnishings
- Living space with one or more children
Pick one.
the children had nothing to do with butterfingers goof up though?
Bitch lasanyer
