Welp. Off to Lowe’s I go.
OP I think this means you’re full of shit. 🤗
Was full of shit. Past tense.
I shoulda used the poop knife
That’s the old way, now it’s an immersion blender.
I heard it was a special attachment for the Hitachi massage wand
That’s more of a pre-treatment, it doesn’t go in the toilet. Very important not to confuse the ends.
While you’re at Lowe’s be sure to pick up a pint of plunger oil, which will help keep the plunger lubricated and prevent the plastic from degrading like this. It’s not expensive and it’s not hard to use. All you have to do is lick the plunger clean after each use, allow it to air dry, then apply a small dab of the oil, and rub that in with a soft natural fiber cloth. A plunger can last you a life time with proper care.
All those beans and stroganoff finally paid off.
I LOVE strokin’ off!
Now that’s some violent shit
