What you speak of is heresy brother. You know not the weakness of the flesh. The Omnissiah grants me strength and life with each step I take towards The Machine.

Upvoted because gwahahaha

I am a Divine being. You are an object.

I am a Divine being. You are an object.

I am a Divine being. You are an object.

(I liked that so much, it bears repeating.)

1 ms after paying for your groceries: “PLEASE REMOVE ALL BAGS! You forgot to take the bags off! Don’t leave without your purchase! These bags feel like a burning fire to me, so get them off as quick as possible so that the next person in line can start their purchase! Aaaaah, go away!”

Lets go ancient roman on their ass!

post-singularity sovcit

Repost but I don’t mind! Love this

Gabriel Ultrakill:

This is a great meme and all, but if a machine is telling you something out loud that is already being displayed on a screen, that feature most likely exists to help blind / visually impaired people.

I try to be kind to any machine I interact with. I don’t know how high its status will be once AI takes over.

I have to agree at least when I hear: “place your item in the tray area”. Just shut up!!

I don’t know… I guess I’m not as holy as I once believed? I talk… well I suppose it’s at my computer all the time. I’d be annoyed if it responded though. Maybe even annoyed enough to smack it…

Sovereign Citizen does computers

PSA: Users didn’t ask the “algorithm” to do any of this stuff

Found the Tleilaxu.