How to get the correct amount of pasta:

1. Get as much as you think is right.
2. Wrong.

It’s obvious deflection. Don’t engage. They have to convince themselves and by giving them the time of day they win.

You would have been stronger together, though.

No New Zealand yet again.

You’ll never take me online alive!

Well color me constipated, because no shit.

The joke to counter “you can’t even write cursive” and other boomer bs is “well at least I know how to print a PDF”, alluding to the abysmal tech intuition of some boomers, usually those in controlling roles like managers or CEOs.

I’d make a “print a pdf” joke, but honestly, that’s already an unnecessary “skill”.

Sadly, technology has moved towards single finger usability and thrown out features in the process. Printing a PDF is now easy, because there’s a big button (that sells you a cloud subscription for some reason), but it’s also the only thing the app does.

I’ve been practicing driving with a person who shouldn’t drive. She has no feeling for the car, i. e. doesn’t understand how you would correct your position, drive in reverse etc., and it feels like she’s asleep with her eyes open. Imo driving is a constant stream of decisions and she just doesn’t make any. “Why are we driving here?” - “I’ve been looking for somewhere to turn around.” - “We’re passing suitable locations every 3 seconds and you’re going 50.” - “I can’t decide in time which to use.”

She’s afraid to go the speed limit, highways are off limits. The other day she just straight up drove out into an intersection from a yield side without breaking and stopped in the middle. I warned her it was coming, there were signs and everything. She doesn’t know the speed limit when it’s always very clearly signed. She doesn’t read directions and can’t navigate by herself; “if I say nothing, go straight, or right if straight is not an option” is forgotten after 5 minutes. She’s been driving with an instructor (which I am not) for 20 lessons and we’ve gone at least ten times, too.

Well yeah. The real criminal is dead. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

If the outcome is the same whether you save up or not - you’ll never be able to afford anything - why now “own” things while you can?

If your outlook on life is “work until you die with nothing left over”, might as well take back something first. The debt will pile up one way or another.

It’s king now, and most of the world is proudly independent.

Even if, did they think prices would just stay the same? Tariffs only work if production is moved back home, which for many industries won’t happen, which means costs will be passed on to consumers.

Sadly, probably not.

Presented in the new fashion of choice: Derelicte.

No ads, no micro transactions, no AI, no tracking, no subscription, no pay to win, no unnecessary account creation.

Five stars.

Please add achievements and cloud support and multiplayer and VR support and cross play and an email server and bitmojis and

As they say, it’s not the first time, it’s the first time he got caught.

They stand for nothing.

Wow, thanks!