Or they sold them to Walmart.

This is not the first time produce has been stolen and sold for consumption to regular distributors. It used to be quite common. Crime families have been built on that practice.

When mass deportations started under Hoover it was common that American citizens were swept up and sent to the Southern border of Mexico. Many of them were children who would only learn late in life that they were US citizens. This continued through Eisenhower’s presidency.

Brake presses and punch presses are different things. Brakes bend, punches punch. But honestly you should probably have one or two of each.

Steinbeck man… REALLY LOVED THOSE BEANS

Except, as they’ve learned, they didn’t actually have a theft problem. That was a lie to disguise low sales numbers. It’s no better or worse than it’s always been.

The real issue is and remains, the relentless pursuit of number must always go up.

The problem is locking up the item.

I’m not gonna fuckin steal it, don’t treat me like I will.

Notably, those stores fell out of fashion pretty quickly when someone decided to just throw stuff out on shelves and have people get it themselves.

I’m not asking a clerk to get me shit. I can either find it quickly and get it myself or I’m getting it elsewhere.

is THAT what that was about?

I only ever watched the first half of the TV movie. Second half never really seemed to air, or it really failed to explain anything.

Those aren’t croissants. Those are crescents.

I was going to make a joke, spelling it the same way and pronouncing it differently, but I’m pretty sure the Pillsbury tubes are even called crescents on the package

They can hang by their toes

Fucking balatro. I’ve never enjoyed a game I hate so much.

NO jokers. I get NO jokers through TWO consecutive boss binds are you KIDDING ME.

This is a good example of why witch hunts inevitably include innocent people. Maybe you started rooting out fascists, but somebody will take advantage of a ravenous mob given the opportunity.

Which is why Nazis actively carrying signs, showing tattoos, or shouting Nazi shit are fair game. At that point it’s just proactive self defense.

Plot twist, her fiancee refuses to commit to a date and she will be engaged for years, constantly planning a wedding that will never come. Growing more and more frustrated and vocal about her upcoming wedding.

I would give this pill to a million Chinese and Russian dissidents.

Xi and Putin would just be constantly shitting. There would be no moment in any day for as long as they lived that they weren’t shitting.

Be the change you want to see in the world

Billionaire got so many billions he can buy himself a little puppet billionaire*.

*Alleged billionaire

Lawmakers don’t know shit about fuck. Sometimes they have experts available they listen to. Otherwise it’s whoever spends the most, who they’re buddies with, or what just feels like it will jive with their base at the time.

Walmart is one of the largest welfare queens in the country. They profit off of poverty, and are actively incentivized to not only keep communities poor, but to make them poor.

Don’t worry, you’ll continue to pay for it. You’ll probably even pay more.

The cuts are just for the people receiving it. They’ll lose money. Which means you’ll lose even more in the future.

A majority of young people agree on what the right course of action is here. Remember to leave your phone at home. Don’t talk to the police.