We need ranch stat
You and OP should keep in mind for all of our sakes that France is a nuclear-armed state.
I’ll enjoy my croissanwiches and cronuts in the apocalypse.
But they are le tired…
Ok, take a nap, THEN FIRE ZE MISSLES!
You don’t keep croissants. You eat half on the way home from the bakery, and the rest as soon as you’re home.
Look at Mr Frenchman over here buying bread at the bakers! I exclusively buy my croissants in those scary tubes that pop when you open them.
Those aren’t croissants. Those are crescents.
I was going to make a joke, spelling it the same way and pronouncing it differently, but I’m pretty sure the Pillsbury tubes are even called crescents on the package
You sure he wasn’t actually making lembas bread?
I wonder if it’s like croissant jerky…sounds awesome tbh
ProTip: before you vacuum seal any bread, put it in the freezer until it’s solid and then pull it back out to vacuum seal.
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