• zxqwas@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    Hannah, because in a few months she won’t be just engaged so she will turn less annoying.

    Also Wallace. I generally don’t mind old people. Maybe I’m getting old myself but stay off my lawn!

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      4 months ago

      Plot twist, her fiancee refuses to commit to a date and she will be engaged for years, constantly planning a wedding that will never come. Growing more and more frustrated and vocal about her upcoming wedding.

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      4 months ago

      Same picks for the same reasons.

      … although I’m less proud to admit that I read it as “Known Father” the first time, didn’t catch it until I came to the comments, and he still didn’t make the top 2.

      I just kinda figured that “Known Father” meant he was always talking about his kids and experiences with parenthood, and that was enough to eliminate him.