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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Just thinking about what to cook

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Just thinking about what to cook

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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • Jubei Kibagami@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    You could have a sausage party with all your guy friends.

  • Konstant@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Can you spot the fingers?

  • OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    You could throw some kind of …sausage party.

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      1 year ago

      Yeeah

    • dopeshark@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      I wonder what movie would they watch

      • nifty@lemmy.world
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        1 year ago

        Fantasia

      • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world
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        1 year ago

        Prey.

        It’s fantastic.

      • ℓostme@lemmy.world
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        1 year ago

        If it’s not Shrek I’m not coming

  • Mr_Blott@lemmy.world
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    You could actually assemble an entire pig out of that. As long as said pig consisted of only bollocks, lips and eyes

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      1 year ago

      That’s my kind of pig.

  • "no" banana@lemmy.worldOP
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    These are my ingredients. Any ideas?

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      Invite about a dozen friends/strangers/homeless over. Instruct them not to eat for at least eight hours beforehand. Also everyone brings dogs. Build a Jenga tower out of hot dogs on a smallish table of adequate height. Place dogs around the table in the “moat.” Play Jenga with the hot dogs, consuming what is removed. If the tower collapses, the dogs attack the fallen food while everyone screams “meat feast” while downing shots. Person who broke the tower is dragged outside and beaten.

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      1 year ago

      I don’t see any mustard… I got nothing.

  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Lincoln log cabin

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