Lay them out and melt some cheese on them
Only saltines. Whole sleeve.
I’ve never.
Regretted it, I mean.
I’ve never regretted doing that personally
I used to go through these like clockwork. Now I have gout at age 32 😢
I like em with peanut butter or sardines!
Making someone eat saltines plus peanut butter plus sardines sounds like a war crime.
Only saltines. Whole sleeve.
As a non American I only know how to hide them.
Are they just salted biscuits?
I’m not an American either but yes, saltines are salty biscuits.
I’m gonna put butter on them and you can’t stop me. Damn, I wish I had a sleeve of saltines.
Only saltines. Whole sleeve.
Nope, you’re not the boss of meeee.
Saltines are the boss.
Cracka ass cracka
I feel like this is trying to hide the fact that it’s explicitly talking about the packaging sleeve and not the actual crackers.
