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Eat dick op
Can’t. My phone keeps reorienting.
Can’t even trust your phone these days smh my head
Tell it that, while you “support” its decisions, funding its college education will be contingent on finding a spouse to have a baby with.
Follow me for more toxic phone-parenting tips.
You just gotta lay it flat on a table, then spin it.
Beyblade style!
Not mine, it’s Occidental.
Eyyyy
This didn’t trick me.
Apropos of nothing in particular, I’m going to go make a coffee.
How to gain someone’s trust:
Say “never trust anyone”.Easy peasy
There’s no trust involved here.
This post reminds me of one of my favourite Anthony Jeselnik jokes:
My dad did not fuck around. My dad did not trust anybody. My dad did not trust anyone. In fact, he had a saying… but he wouldn’t tell me.
Is this loss?
