Ah shit. Here we go with the beans again, unbeanlievable.
Bean there, done that
Honey, wake up, Lemmy is posting bean memes again!
Try getting from one side of NYC to the other.
Two days is child’s play.
Take the L train like everybody else.
Or the E if you’re uptown
The L train smells funny.
Move to another car?
Anyway, you get used to it. Subway smell is part of nyc life
The other car smells worse and there’s a dude jerking it in the aisle.
Sounds like you got on the A train by accident, lol
E doesn’t even go north of 53rd st, not even reaching Central Park and thinking you’re uptown hurts to think about.
I said uptown, not Connecticut, Lol
Where you goin’?
New york city?!?!
It’s weird that it’s not putting you on I-44 from St Louis to OKC.
It’s the “avoid tolls” part. I didn’t even know you could have the primary lanes of an interstate be a toll road, but I guess so. TIL.
Also included is the NY Thruway which was a toll road that was integrated into the interstate system in several parts.
Yeah, no idea what a mi is in sensible units.
1 mile ≈ 528 halves of a giraffe
A mi is one mile in sensible units.
The selected route has tolls in Kansas. The northern route will be pretty similar but free, at least until Illinois, I’ve never gone beyond that.
My mind can’t comprehend those walking and biking numbers. The walking is about 70 miles a day. That’s more than double the average distance of a one day ultra marathon done everyday for a month and a half. The biking distance is about 255 miles a day. Roughly 2.5x the average daily distance for the Tour de France. I want to meet the people who can do that.
It takes me 20 minutes to walk one mile at a normal pace. That would mean walking pretty much the whole 24 hours.
But why does the train take twice as long?
This farm grows baked beans?
BEANS!!!
It was prophesied Edit: prophecied? Prophesized??
The crossover noone needed, but noone needed
Won’t somebody help Mr Noone!?
You mean Eunobean mind.