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eugene171@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

The Eurobean Mind Cannot Comprehend

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The Eurobean Mind Cannot Comprehend

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eugene171@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • fuckingkangaroos@lemm.ee
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    Ah shit. Here we go with the beans again, unbeanlievable.

    • SacrificedBeans@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Bean there, done that

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    1 year ago

    Honey, wake up, Lemmy is posting bean memes again!

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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    Try getting from one side of NYC to the other.

    Two days is child’s play.

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      Take the L train like everybody else.

      Or the E if you’re uptown

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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        The L train smells funny.

        • gregorum@lemm.ee
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          Move to another car?

          Anyway, you get used to it. Subway smell is part of nyc life

          • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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            The other car smells worse and there’s a dude jerking it in the aisle.

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              Sounds like you got on the A train by accident, lol

      • Spiralvortexisalie@lemmy.worldBanned
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        E doesn’t even go north of 53rd st, not even reaching Central Park and thinking you’re uptown hurts to think about.

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          I said uptown, not Connecticut, Lol

          Where you goin’?

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    New york city?!?!

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    It’s weird that it’s not putting you on I-44 from St Louis to OKC.

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      It’s the “avoid tolls” part. I didn’t even know you could have the primary lanes of an interstate be a toll road, but I guess so. TIL.

      • jake_jake_jake_@lemmy.world
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        Also included is the NY Thruway which was a toll road that was integrated into the interstate system in several parts.

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    Yeah, no idea what a mi is in sensible units.

    • Squorlple@lemmy.world
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      1 mile ≈ 528 halves of a giraffe

    • hakase@lemm.ee
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      A mi is one mile in sensible units.

  • Wogi@lemmy.world
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    The selected route has tolls in Kansas. The northern route will be pretty similar but free, at least until Illinois, I’ve never gone beyond that.

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    My mind can’t comprehend those walking and biking numbers. The walking is about 70 miles a day. That’s more than double the average distance of a one day ultra marathon done everyday for a month and a half. The biking distance is about 255 miles a day. Roughly 2.5x the average daily distance for the Tour de France. I want to meet the people who can do that.

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      It takes me 20 minutes to walk one mile at a normal pace. That would mean walking pretty much the whole 24 hours.

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    But why does the train take twice as long?

  • tombruzzo@lemm.ee
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    This farm grows baked beans?

  • Entropywins@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    BEANS!!!

  • meep_launcher@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    [email protected]

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    It was prophesied Edit: prophecied? Prophesized??

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    The crossover noone needed, but noone needed

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      Won’t somebody help Mr Noone!?

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    You mean Eunobean mind.

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