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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Later, losers

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Later, losers

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • The_Tired_Horizon@lemmy.world
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    I’ve met several. Would not recommend. Cooties, I believe you Yanks call them.

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    I would leave a comment but I’ll be busy (with a girl, you wouldn’t understand)

  • Richard@lemmy.world
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    lmao this is too good, I would laugh but I’ll be too busy (because I’ll be meeting a girl, not that you are really going to understand)

    • MissJinx@lemmy.world
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      A REAL ONE!

  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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    Took her forever to get here from Canada.

    • Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world
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      She’s from one of the provinces, there’s so many you wouldn’t know it

  • KingJalopy @lemm.ee
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    This guy fucks

  • ramenshaman@lemmy.world
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    Needs more parentheses.

    • Klear@lemmy.world
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      (not that it would help)

  • elxeno@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    youwouldntgetit.png

  • unreasonabro@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Clearly he’s gay.

  • dyedbird@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Napoleon Dynamite reporting from the Internets…

  • m3t00🌎@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    local_users lusers

  • Bosht@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    What’s that? Another copypasta hot off the press? Don’t mind if I do tyvm!

  • kromem@lemmy.world
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    That’s sweet she came in from Canada to visit him.

    • Neon 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇪🇺🏳️‍⚧️🇹🇼🇮🇱🏳️‍🌈@lemmy.world
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      What’s the Joke with Canada?

      Is that the new Nigerian Prince?

  • StaySquared@lemmy.worldBanned
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    And then… the next day he will be back on discord for hours on end for days on end.

  • Tixanou@lemmy.world
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    guys… call me crazy but… I think he will be meeting a girl

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      I don’t understand.

  • force@lemmy.world
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    Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. I’m meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour(wouldn’t expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don’t DM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you’ll most likely get aired because ill be with the girl (again I don’t expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerates (because ill be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand) @everyone

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      What in the fuck

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