• shalafi@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    Trucker picks up a couple of gay dudes hitchhiking. After they get rolling the first hitchhiker asks if he can fart in the cab.

    “Sure. No problem.”

    Man rips a trombone, and gods does it smell.

    Further down the road the next hitchhiker asks the same.

    “Hey, we all gotta bro. You go for it.”

    Dude brings out a tuba, stinks like death.

    Finally the trucker starts getting squirrelly.

    “Guess you guys don’t mind if I let one rip?”

    squeeeee

    Gay guys smirk, “WE KNOW WHO’S A VIRGIN!”

    (Sorry, but that’s all I can think of seeing this cartoon. Flips it around nicely. 🎷)

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    11 months ago

    Do they seriously think an extremely liberal, gay as hell power bottom cannot out-fart almost anyone on the planet?

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    11 months ago

    Trumpy had them shitty filled pants, tie to his knees… (to his knees)

    Maga fans started wearing diapeei’s.

    He fucked a pro, next thing you know

    To jail he goes goes goes goes goes.