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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 months ago

Outrageous!

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Outrageous!

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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 months ago
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  • carvine1@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    Must be them bananas… They are awfully expensive nowadays

  • distantsounds@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    2 gallons of milk?! that’s just reckless

    • SupraMario@lemmy.world
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      10 months ago

      That’s not milk, that’s white colored water…

      • TheRealKuni@lemmy.world
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        10 months ago

        That’s not milk, that’s white colored water…

        🙄

        “If the milk has all the proteins that make milk useful but doesn’t have fat, it isn’t milk!”

        Don’t skimshame! There’s nothing wrong with perverts drinking whatever they want!

        • wolfpack86@lemmy.world
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          9 months ago

          You do know that fat and cholesterol are also necessary elements in a complete diet, right?

          • TheRealKuni@lemmy.world
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            9 months ago

            Sure! That’s why the perverts fine people who drink skim milk have to get that stuff elsewhere.

            I’m just saying don’t skimshame.

  • Antagnostic@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    Name brand cheese and peanut butter?

  • taiyang@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    Typical big box shopper. My local farmers market only carries Nintendo Switches. Can easily keep your grocery bill under $400.

  • Rolando@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    Don’t be foolin. That’s obviously avocado toast you got hidden back there.

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    10 months ago

    LPT: instead of throwing your playstation away after each game, try turning it off and on again to choose a new game.

    • criss_cross@lemmy.world
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      9 months ago

      Then the Playstation gets dusty and soggy. Better to replace it after each use.

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        9 months ago

        You can put it in the fridge and It will be okay to play on for a couple more days.

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          9 months ago

          Is it safe to dry it out in the microwave?

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            9 months ago

            It’s absolutely safe to put your PS5 in the microwave.

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              9 months ago

              Good to know. I’ll put it in for a few minutes once it’s out the dishwasher. The dishwasher never quite fully dries my PS5, I usually have to put it in the tumble dryer afterwards with the silverware.

  • Cam@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    Who knew an Xbox and Sony product was classified as groceries.

    • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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      10 months ago

      By jove! I think you’ve stumbled across the punchline! Well done, my good fellow. Well done!

      • Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee
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        9 months ago

        I love this response.

  • Etterra@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    Must live in Guam.

  • lugal@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    80 tea bags?? I can justify 40, but 80???

    • original2@lemmy.world
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      9 months ago

      I have 9 cups per day, so 80 is too few for me in fact

  • Skvlp@lemm.ee
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    9 months ago

    You’ve been had. For that price the jif should either have transparency or be animated.

  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    Ditch the X, get the P

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      9 months ago

      ditch the P, get the D

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