• ChicoSuave@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    First, why is the sun wearing sunglasses? Is looking at things that are not a stellar body bright for the sun?

    Second, what is happening with the sun’s eyes? Is the sun drunk? Did it join a fight club?

      • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOPM
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        6 months ago

        Stellar bodies would be more accurately called spheroids. And there is no direction in space. So the best we could say is that he’s nondirectional as spheroids.

        But he’s tripping balls.

        • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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          6 months ago

          Reference from Terran normal. Height = min distance from surface of terra. Now whether we’re averaging times or looking at a snapshot, that is the question that should be answered in the framing of any question of height, else average be assumed as default.

          Please don’t let my astronomer friend see this. She’ll judge engineers even harder than scientists already do.

  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    Does it come with a printer that doesn’t break just by looking the wrong way at it? Will it not immediately dry up?