Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 months agoPerfect Christmas Gift for your boyfriend or husbandlemmy.worldimagemessage-square14linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up11arrow-down1imagePerfect Christmas Gift for your boyfriend or husbandlemmy.worldMickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 months agomessage-square14linkfedilinkfile-text
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minus-squareHlodwig@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-27 months agoThe cold kiss of the toilet bowl, if you are not careful enough, is the worse.
minus-squaresquid_slime@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 months agoIts even worse when unwrapping the thing and it lands in the urinal.
minus-squareZyratoxx@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 months agoOr when you use a German toilet model - the one with the poop bowl - and it touches the poo. (And you don’t even need that much of an oversize for this to actually happen)
minus-squareivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·7 months agoPro-tip: wrap it behind yourself and let it rest over your shoulder, kind of like a shoulder cannon.
The cold kiss of the toilet bowl, if you are not careful enough, is the worse.
Its even worse when unwrapping the thing and it lands in the urinal.
Or when you use a German toilet model - the one with the poop bowl - and it touches the poo.
(And you don’t even need that much of an oversize for this to actually happen)
Pro-tip: wrap it behind yourself and let it rest over your shoulder, kind of like a shoulder cannon.