This is a legit book. Here is the link for it https://www.penguinrandomhouseretail.com/author/?authorid=2069621
Hugh Penisi?
I hardly know him.The cold kiss of the toilet bowl, if you are not careful enough, is the worse.
Its even worse when unwrapping the thing and it lands in the urinal.
Or when you use a German toilet model - the one with the poop bowl - and it touches the poo.
(And you don’t even need that much of an oversize for this to actually happen)
Pro-tip: wrap it behind yourself and let it rest over your shoulder, kind of like a shoulder cannon.
Since most guys don’t invest lots of time staring at other guy’s eject cocks, who’s to know. Why not allow your boyfriend to be thrilled thinking that he has an above average sized penis?
No joke, having a big dick has always seemed bad. Women really only seem to like it as a novelty, but otherwise report strong dissatisfaction with an oversized partner.
Something like 7-8 inches is what most women consider ideal, with way more acceptance for smaller penises than large ones.
I guess if you want to be a fuckboy or work in porn, a monster cock might be advantageous, but my understanding is that it’s awful if you want to provide long-term sexual satisfaction to a partner.
That’s a big dick, buddy.
I have been blessed with what articles claim women say is the perfect dong. About 1 in 5 women have told me it was too large and uncomfortable while the rest have told me how much better bigger ones like mine are.
Funny thing is guys stare WAY more in nude situations.
Why does it need to be a real book? A dust cover, You can put on any book, when reading in public spaces would be better.
Maybe my wife will buy it for her boyfriend
Ooh, is this another coloring book?
there’d be a LOT to color
