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minus-squarecatloaf@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32·6 months agoWhat would this hotline even do? “Help I’ve been assassinated”?
minus-squarebobs_monkey@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up25·6 months agoGet trolled mercilessly. I’m technically a CEO, I’d blast the hell out of it for shits and giggles.
minus-squareGork@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up20arrow-down1·6 months ago“Help I’d like to report a threat from a crazy guy. He’s nuts.” “Ok sir, do you know who this individual is?” “Deez nuts.” Phone hangs up
minus-squaremisterdoctor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·6 months agoTomorrows headline: Gork arrested on charges of obstruction of justice, making false reports, bond set at $250,000
What would this hotline even do? “Help I’ve been assassinated”?
Get trolled mercilessly. I’m technically a CEO, I’d blast the hell out of it for shits and giggles.
“Help I’d like to report a threat from a crazy guy. He’s nuts.”
“Ok sir, do you know who this individual is?”
“Deez nuts.”
Phone hangs up
Tomorrows headline: Gork arrested on charges of obstruction of justice, making false reports, bond set at $250,000