This is probably the wildest assumption I’ve heard so far.
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OP, wtf, why are you not wearing your Calvin Kleins? And why are you misleading well-meaning Moldovans?
I apologize. I don’t wear underwear. Should I buy a pair just for him, take some pics and caption it “I glow in #mycalvins” like CK’s famous ad format & sent them to him to depict Americana? ;D
I just pray the authorities don’t learn of your foolhardy malfeasance.
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Sshhhh keep it on the US-only subs
How did you guys meet?
On an app called HelloTalk.
Real American wear Calvin Coolidge underwear
“Don’t expect to hold up the balls by pulling down the thong.”
-Calvin Coolidge
ladies love them calvins!
You can pry these Fruit of the Looms from my cold dead thighs.
