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interiorpig@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months ago

At first glance I thought it was a spam text, but it's a text from my son

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At first glance I thought it was a spam text, but it's a text from my son

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interiorpig@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months ago
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    I would take this offer from my son, what an amazing opportunity to learn valuable skills, the value of money, work ethic, negotiation. Amazing!

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      4 months ago

      Well, assuming he’s not 40 years old or something…

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        4 months ago

        The second best time to plant a tree is now.

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          It’s as if they’ve never seen Step Brothers.

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    4 months ago

    Its a reference to this meme template by the way: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/trade-offer

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    Let him cook

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      Probably going to do his ass a lot of good when he moves out. Both in terms of saving money and wooing potential partners. I can’t say I’m a great cook, but cooking food a few times a week when mom had long days at work meant I could at least improvise some sauces and stuff.

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