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Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 months ago

Good boy

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Good boy

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Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 months ago
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  • UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    That’s one way to learn lock picking I guess

    • rockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.ee
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      It is imperative that the cylinder not be damaged

    • not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world
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      6 months ago

      …and what i have for you today, is…

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        “Let’s do that again to make sure that it wasn’t a fluke…”

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        For real

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    My brain is fried. How sarcastic is this ?

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      I am not sure this is sarcastic. I would not be surprised if this was a real product, used to abuse a child in the US. Americans are that kind of crazy.

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        I mean it’s a real product… But usually it’s a different kind of mommy. Or daddy, I don’t judge. I mean unless you’re the actual parent, in which case I judge harshly.

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          Indeed. At least, the CPS should have a talk with that woman.

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        The product is real, is a chastity lock and is a sex stuff, usually by dommes on her submissive partners.

        And about the veracity of the review, I don’t know, I hope it is fake, but I remember reading many years ago a case were a woman was charged with child abuse for putting anal plugs on her son “to avoid the devil entering the child’s body through the anus”.

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          Not everyone in a cage has a domme

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            I didn’t said “everyone”.

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        Where is this from

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          This. The gif is the entire video.

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      It’s a joke review

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    10 years ago, we need an update on how fucked up he is.

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      He works for the Trump administration now.

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    What a terrible day to be literate

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    People post this kind of stuff in the reviews for every kinky item on Amazon, I’ve never understood the compulsion to share your fic in that medium but I guess some folks gotta write when the inspiration hits 'em…

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    Bet it barely even slows him down.

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    Lmao,you had me in the first 90%

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    Wow.

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