It’s super easy, don’t worry. Now, each turn has 5 phases, each of which is further divided into multiple steps…
I’ll see your “Cones of Dunshire”, and raise you this actually real, published game: https://youtu.be/bE7f0ehPUAM
Countless people have tried to teach me card games, I dont know why. I dont give a fuck about card games, but never the less they persist.
As a frequent teacher of tabletop games, yes, this is often what people look like when I’m halfway through my first sentence.
“OK, the point of the game is to deal 20 damage to your opponent.”
“what 🫠”
“My sibling in Christ, you asked me to teach you”
I usually say just tell me the object of the game and then tell me what to do whenever it’s my turn. After a few turns and just observing the game and asking a few questions, I can manage on my own. Way more enjoyable than trying to parse even the instruction booklets.
Wait until you get to how to count to ten using 2 and 3 cards in Euchre.
What is this goddamn UP Michigander bullshit? You count to ten with a six and a four, like any civilized human
Make an app where balatro joker teaches you other card games
