That’s a lot of work
To try to avoid saying
Chocolate starfishHaikus love nature.
But I’m a man of culture.
Show me that butthole.
The moths had a feast;
Now all of your underpants
show me that butthole.Creative, very cool.
Cool. Yeah - moth holes in your underpants will tend to make it a bit draughty.
This is totally not from personal experience of course, I’m sure you understand.
bend over he said
You are a beautiful femboy
show me that boy hole“There’s blood in your stool,
You need a proctoscopy;
Show me that butthole.”Reddit usernames
Used to frequently be like
“Show me your butthole.”Bushy or corny
Your dumper makes me horny
Show me that butthole
This post really is
A gift that keeps on giving
Show me that butthole
Show me that butthole Show me that butthole oh please Show me that butthole
Wow haikus are easy
An alien ship,
Eerie light and booming voice:
“SHOW ME THAT BUTTHOLE.”I need a linguist to tell me why this one feels strange, but if we switch the first line to
Alien spaceshipit seems better.You’re right. I think it works better because it’s more consistent and poetry benefits from an economy of words, elimination of waffle, distillation to the most concise expression, particularly with haiku. But more than anything, it benefits from being poetic, which your version does, thank you:
Alien spaceship,
Eerie light and booming voice:
“SHOW ME THAT BUTTHOLE.”
I stand in shadow
the moonlight draped around me
Show me that buttholePut three spaces at
the end of a line to make
Lemmy keep the break.I didn’t know, uh
I had to do that beca-
-use my app showed it correct for me, thanks though! I’ll update it
Show me that butthole
Please please please please please please please
Show me that butthole
Your horny boyfriend
In husky voice pleads with you
“Show me that butthole.”“Gurl that is a bootyhole” is seven
show me that butthole.
gurl that is a bootyhole.
damn you shit with that?Huge if true
