It’s his heritage to have to buy men, now he’s only buying the part he wants

Skinny arms, skinny torso… neck thicker than his head. By anatomical proportionality, he might be the most redneck to ever exist.

Loser with a loser flag.

The “Superior” Race here folks. Peak humanity.

(/s if not obvious)

Everyone needs a hobby.

Those are the arms of a malnourished meth addict.

something something the dildos IS the southern agression :^]

Even though the dildos are photoshopped this captures a greater truth: its just a different type of gooning.

This isn’t even his final form.