Because spicy is not a flavor. Spicy is more like an allergic reaction to a chemical that certain plants excrete as a defense mechanism. Humans are just weirdos because we enjoy our mouths and buttholes being on fire.
Maybe it’s just the mouth part we enjoy and the other we tolerate.
argument: we normally think of five flavors (salty, savory, sour, sweet, bitter) but without spicy the meal is not complete. shit, some people consider slimy a flavor and that’s fair.
…I’m actually quite thankful my anus doesn’t have taste buds.
I’m reminded of this Uwos video…
This is absolutely not true, your butthole can also taste menthol.
Easy fix, just put spicy peppers in your pancakes
easier fix, just boof it
Butt chugging: next season on Hot Ones.
im putting a reminder in my calendar now
They’re even spicier when you put the pepper directly in your ass.
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I see we’re having a debate about tasting shit. May I politely ask, would you like to “eat shit”?
Personally, nah.
Tried making spicy pancakes. Would NOT recommend.
I bet something like cinnamon, ginger, cloves, or mustard would work alright with pancakes.
mildly spicy okonomiyaki sounds great actually
Personally no thanks I don’t want to start associating food I ate as poop.
So I’m scared to ask, but what do you mean your butt can taste spicy?
people who dont have a built up tolerance to hot spice just plain love talking about how their butts feel.
if you eat spicy enough food, it will sting on the way out too
Because spiciness is literally heat. Capsaicin, the spicy chemical, literally activates the heat receptors in your skin.











