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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

Finally, a real name for your penis

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Finally, a real name for your penis

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago
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    I got fucking pussy meat. What the fuck.

    • Grabthar@lemmy.world
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      They killed Kenny! Those bastards!

    • felixwhynot@lemmy.world
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      OOF! Perhaps the Pussy Pounder would suit you better

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    nice try government to figure out the first letter of my first and last name

  • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world
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    Man Injector…

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    Purple beef… I think I should see a doctor…

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    nice try fbi, but i dont return your calls for a reason

  • Crackhappy@lemmy.world
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    Say hello to my mighty Man Punch.

  • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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    i’m not using my name, i’m just picking from the list and Fuck Killer is quite possibly the worst name for a dangle i’ve ever heard.

  • fun_times@lemmy.world
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    Eric Cartman - Pleasure Destroyer.

    Fransisco Franco - Fun-killer.

    Victor von Doom - Hulk Injector (you do you, Doctor).

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    Your mom’s gag

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    Monster Meat, excellent

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    Hey gurl want some of this MONSTER BEEF?

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    Pleasure Killer

    fair enough. ambiguous enough it could go either way. I’m satisfied (unlike the women I have dated).

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    Girthy Beef

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    For my username(s): GirthyWand. Alternatively: Sex knob | Giant hammer.

    Amusingly, my wife’s maiden name was Love Flute, which suits her, and now she’s Love Pole. Of course I’m not going to tell her either of these names.

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      “sex knob: giant hammer” sounds like a JJK technique

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        I’m not sure I should google that.

        GBE: Monster Hard Snake

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          JJK is an anime, they have names for their special moves that usually have the form “Domain Expansion: {adjective} {noun}”

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    Girthy Punch. Makes my tiny penis sound massive 😎

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