Yeah, that’s why I have a micro penis. All the sex I’ve had.

Prolly

I hate it. No chick wants to date me due to my small and thin penis that has been worn down to a tiny stump from all the sexual partners ive had. They tell me its like throwing a sausage down a hallway 😭

I’ve been married for many, many years, (the same woman too). And I can testify that there is a certain truth here.

Guess I fucked thousands and thousands of women in my sleep.

its gonna turn into a competition of who has the most shriveled penis

Do it in the butt. 🤷‍♂️

I should put some coal up there.

The one on the right looks bigger though, it’s just zoomed out.

Haven’t noticed shrinkage but the wear and tear definitely is there.

Yeah, porn actors are living proof of that theory…

Those penises look like they’ll be delicious after I hit them with me searzall

I am so sick and tired of saying this: it returns back to its normal size after intercourse!