Do these fine gentlemen look unhappy to you?


“People in a hurry are experiencing stress.”
Hmmm actually ☝️🤓
Sonic don’t walk fast, he runs fast.Because he’s addicted to _**cocaine**_
Analyses for specific causes of death showed that participants with low walking speed had about a threefold increased risk of cardiovascular death.
True. Walking fast makes me very unhappy with all the slow walkers
Tracks, I walk so fast it makes people upset with me. I just hate wasting time, why not get where you are going quickly. I’m also deeply unhappy.

Idk I walk pretty fast and I’m pretty happy, aside from my crippling depression.
Only until you are running so fast the runner’s high kicks in and you are in heaven.
I’ve almost never felt that, sadly.
I guess I could remove the comma from there.
This must be. I always walk fast or even run and im sad as fuck
said… people content to be slow? Or… might these be… most kindly… and not shaming anyone… lazy assed bitches?
Depending on how slow the people in front of me are, I’m also more homicidal! At least Sonic has a lethal spin dash for such occasions.
So much anger from the fast walkers. Hmm.







