You have no idea how hard I had to stop myself from posting a photo of conjoined twins as a response.
I think we can all agree that that is a children
Somebody with more time than I needed to remake this meme with a picture of a tank of compressed hydrogen.
they will never take my sperm… freedommmmm
My shower drain looking like a concentration camp
The name’s Semen, Semen Fellatio. But what has a lump of chalk got to do with anything?
I’m going to cum in my toilet, a cumsock, a tissue or generally anywhere besides a vagina every day for the rest of my life. Fuck these fascists.
Did… Did you have different plans before the court ruling?
Before the court ruling, I was already doing all that just for fun. Now I’m doing it for political reasons and also for fun.
Umm, akshully, that rock is unfertilized.
I can tell you it has been fertilised
I had a rock once that thought it was fertilized, but it wasn’t truly. That was a very gloomy prom.
Breaking up with your girlfriend is now a capital crime in Alabammy because it kills your potential future children
