$800 to pet a cat. The cat likes being petted and his name is Jim.
I have my own family cat and he won’t ever leave me alone ever and hates when I leave. His name is guy and he likes to cuddle and purr on me or in my arms now and distrusts my mom so much so that he doesn’t even let her hold him. She is the real owner of the cat.
Am I expected to pay or be paid the $800?
Your choice
You wouldn’t download a cat.
Keep the money, I’ll just pet Jimmy for free
Sure, how often will I get paid? Can I do this from home?
Not sure I can afford to pay you 800 but I would really like to pet Jim…
No, I’ve met Jim he’s a total asshole
I can pet my own cat for free
Yes, I would accept getting paid $800 to pet a cat. I’d take less, but now that you made the offer I’ll just take that offer.
Depends wether I’m paying or being paid. Also what type of cat? That could be anywhere from a tame kitten to a fully grown tiger
I accept your offer of giving me $800 to pet this cat named Jim. That should cover my travel expenses. When we doing this?