Hey just wanted to remind you about that mayonnaise video when you read this. Give in to the morbid curiosity. The call of the void burns for you concede and watch the video in full. See how gross it really is for yourself.
Ok, sure, that’s a lot of mayo. But I didn’t think OP was referring to an amount consumed in one sitting. Surely there’s someone out there that just loves macaroni salad or coleslaw who ends up eating way more on a longer timescale.
I bet they do know it.
I bet there’s an online community somewhere with several hundred competitive mayonnaise eaters.
She was not the Hutt I imagined before clicking the link. For a moment there I even thought it wasn’t going to be gross.
And I can confidently say she surpassed the amount of mayo I’ve had in my entire life, by quite some margin too.
And what better to wash down over 2 kilograms of mayo? A tall glass of refreshing lemonade.
I thought I could do it. I really did. As soon as that first spoonful hit her mouth though, I was out.
Thanks… but I think I’ll stay in the casual, unrated mayonnaise game.
me trying to prepare myself for the video: It’s just yogurt. It’s just yogurt. It’s just yogurt.
Eating starts
me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
There is absolutely NO WAY I am going to click on that link!
Hey just wanted to remind you about that mayonnaise video when you read this. Give in to the morbid curiosity. The call of the void burns for you concede and watch the video in full. See how gross it really is for yourself.
Stay out of my notifications damn you!
Make your choice, adventurous Stranger.
Click the link and bide the danger
Or wonder, 'til it drives you mad
What would have followed if you had.
Ok, sure, that’s a lot of mayo. But I didn’t think OP was referring to an amount consumed in one sitting. Surely there’s someone out there that just loves macaroni salad or coleslaw who ends up eating way more on a longer timescale.
Lol the observer looks to be just barely able to hold back puking the whole time