Seeing all these “just get a giant key chain” comments reminds me that Lemmy’s core user base is the software engineer who stores a giant keychain in his cargo shorts, along side a multitool and the world’s thickest wallet.

I hate drain holes that appear to go all the way down to bedrock where you can feel heat coming from the earth below. Like it’s the first chapter of Journey to the Center of the Earth.

Just use a keychain that is bigger that the grill pitch, any small trinket will do.

Look… If you had… one shot… or one opportunity… To open every door you ever wanted… one moment… Would you capture it? Or just let it slip? Yo His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There’s vomit on his sweater already, mom’s spaghetti He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drops bombs, but he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his hands but the keys won’t come out He’s chokin, how? Everybody’s jokin now The clock’s run out, time’s up, over - BLAOW!

Some window screen and zip ties would solve that problem.

This could make me carry around my keys on a retractable lanyard like a postal worker.

NO.

If anyone has a term for this specific phobia, please let me know

I think the real question here is wtf kind of crazy doorknob is that?!?!?

5$ of mesh is an option.

Cheap pickset and learn to do it: priceless. No. 1 life skill.

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Folded beach towel is one and done