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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Ah, the Nordic spring.

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Ah, the Nordic spring.

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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • umbraroze@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    I’m from Finland. I don’t smoke and I don’t do patio stuff. But yeah, almost time to go into the Spring Mode.

    [Fires up a little fan]

    [Cracks open a can from an unrefrigerated pallet]

    WEEKEND, FOLKS

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      Oi, cheers from Australia cunt! Just cracked a patio beer with my Finnish mate.

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    Seems like one item too many, chair seems superfluous

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      1 year ago

      The chairs are everywhere here in the north. The pallet is something only wealthy people can enjoy.

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    What’s in the jar?

    edit: nvm its an ashtray, those are cigarette butts

    • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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      Tasty treat for those deserving of it

      • Valmond@lemmy.world
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        The funny juice at rhe bottom.

        • "no" banana@lemmy.worldOP
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          1 year ago

          Smells like summer

    • Pacmanlives@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Cigarette butts

      • ownsauce@lemmy.world
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        1 year ago

        thanks! for a sec i thought it was snacks or potporri or something

        • jkozaka@lemm.ee
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          1 year ago

          It is a sort of potporri

        • awwwyissss@lemm.ee
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          1 year ago

          Anything is snacks if you’re brave enough

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    Does anyone have tips on how to get off that green-black gunk that start to grow on that very chair model after if has seen couple of summers and sun has made it’s surface coarse and it’s shedding microplastics like no tomorrow.

    • krashmo@lemmy.world
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      Power washers clean everything

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        My father broke one of these chairs when he power washed it. So yes, they clean everything.

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      Just sit on it. It builds character.

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        How Wabi-Sabi of you

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          No, I don’t think the green stuff is wasabi.

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      Yes, oven cleaner with lye. Don’t know if it actually works, just assuming it’s mold and that lye will kill the mold. Also assuming it shouldn’t melt the plastic, though it technically could I guess in some freak accident.

      The plastic in these chairs is very porous and a great place for bacteria and other stuff to hang out.

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      WD-40. Spay it on, let it sit a few mins, wipe it off. Enjoy your chair having the sweet scent of machinery and innovation for about an hour.

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    Bold of you to assume I own a pallet

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    Where do they smoke in winter?

    • "no" banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      Stovetop hood

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        I’m thinking if you smoke in the house in the winter you may as well do it in the summer too.

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    Now I want this set! What is a wooden palette for? Can you explain?

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      1 year ago

      Foot stool

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    1 year ago

    Needs busch lite

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      1 year ago

      This goes with kaffekask!

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        1 year ago

        That looks like it slaps

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