It ain’t much but it’s honest work
should have used the infinite zooming pizza gif for this!
Me after eating 2 million pizzas a day - https://3.bp.blogspot.com/_b9N-E81zXwg/TGjnMUBnSNI/AAAAAAAALts/NEc3voTTK6E/s320/fatbastard.jpg
Let’s not be dramatic, it’s per average day. Some days it isn’t 2 million.
i can get up to 3 million on a good day
I will never stop!
How are you affording this?!
Little Caesars
He doesn’t buy avocado toast and makes coffee at home. Obviously
Hashtag lifegoals
Tuesday is pizza day!
I only ate like 4 pizzas yesterday so I think the math is a bit off
Slacker
Florida Man strikes again!
Light work
Only 2 million? These are rookie numbers we need to pump these up.
I’M DOING MY PART
Service guarantees citizenship
me rn
Did your prompt include the lack of pants or did the AI just kinda know?
You were polite to the AI. It will spare you.
Always cognizant of that! At least maybe it’ll spare my family
Each an American? Or all the an Americans?
Each the all
Shit I’ve got some catching up to do.
Mfw face when Pizza Jimmy eats his 2 millionth pizza on a given day
