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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

He has to be stopped

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He has to be stopped

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • KingJalopy @lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    It ain’t much but it’s honest work

  • Chee_Koala@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    should have used the infinite zooming pizza gif for this! Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead.

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    Me after eating 2 million pizzas a day - https://3.bp.blogspot.com/_b9N-E81zXwg/TGjnMUBnSNI/AAAAAAAALts/NEc3voTTK6E/s320/fatbastard.jpg

  • dan1101@lemm.ee
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    Let’s not be dramatic, it’s per average day. Some days it isn’t 2 million.

    • affiliate@lemmy.world
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      i can get up to 3 million on a good day

  • db2@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    I will never stop!

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPM
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      1 year ago

      How are you affording this?!

      • 0ops@lemm.ee
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        1 year ago

        Little Caesars

      • Wogi@lemmy.world
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        He doesn’t buy avocado toast and makes coffee at home. Obviously

  • I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Hashtag lifegoals

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    1 year ago

    Tuesday is pizza day!

  • workerONE@lemmy.world
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    I only ate like 4 pizzas yesterday so I think the math is a bit off

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      1 year ago

      Slacker

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    1 year ago

    Florida Man strikes again!

  • ThrowawaySobriquet@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Light work

  • Jimmycakes@lemmy.world
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    Only 2 million? These are rookie numbers we need to pump these up.

    • Wogi@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      I’M DOING MY PART

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        Service guarantees citizenship

  • pigup@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    me rn

    • Wogi@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Did your prompt include the lack of pants or did the AI just kinda know?

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        • Ibaudia@lemmy.world
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          You were polite to the AI. It will spare you.

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            Always cognizant of that! At least maybe it’ll spare my family

  • niktemadur@lemmy.world
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    Each an American? Or all the an Americans?

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPM
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      Each the all

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    Shit I’ve got some catching up to do.

  • Aubrey Strip Mall@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    Mfw face when Pizza Jimmy eats his 2 millionth pizza on a given day

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