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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months ago

I can't understand why it never caught on...

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I can't understand why it never caught on...

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months ago
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    11 months ago

    I had a job that bought me one of these about 15 years ago, never used it

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    11 months ago

    It’s reverse AC for your groin! Get swamp crotch without the hassle of effort.

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    11 months ago

    • in seconds!

  • LesserAbe@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    Nathan Fielder had one in The Rehearsal.

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      When the hell is season 2 of that going to arrive? I know a few months ago they confirmed it was in production, so hopefully soon! Such a great show, Nathan Fielder is the king of dead pan comedy.

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    11 months ago

    It just needed a monkey with a top cup.

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    11 months ago

    That’s weak. Just put it on you boner, and you’re good to go.

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    This reminds me of people who work on their laptop in the metro train. Like holy shit at this point you’re almost advertising.

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    11 months ago

    Did you know that STRAP ON spelled backwards is NO PARTS?

    Yeah that joke comes from a slightly different angle, but I think it still loosely fits here as well LOL!

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    11 months ago

    he’s looking on as he continues typing, listless to whomever will read his bullshit LinkedIn post.

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    Step 1. Cut a hole in a box. 2. Put your junk in the box. 3. Make her open the box.

    And that’s the way you do it!

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      Nah man, if you ever had your meat beaten by your girl you should know that they are rough as fuck with your junk, it would hurt and if they have nails then god forbid you try it

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    11 months ago

    The factory floor must know the power you yield

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      11 months ago

      God help you if he takes his right hand out of his pocket.

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    11 months ago

    Standing desk meet walking desk

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